"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."
Silly Sea Settler Gifts
Looking for a gift for your silly sea settler? Find humorous and charming items that capture their love of the ocean, adventure, and a good laugh. Whether they’re sailors at heart or just fond of the sea’s mysteries, our collection offers fun, creative products to brighten their day.
Get crazy once in a while
Pie Filling Reader
Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
Yoghurt man
'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'
Beach
'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'
'It must be a milkfish.'
How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.
"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"
"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."
'How'd you get my shell phone number?'
"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."
'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'
Sea Angel
'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'
Fish with a hook tells a good tale.
'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'
Flying Dutchman
"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....
'Oh no! I've caught athlete's foot again.'
"I don't half fancy you. . .!"
Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle
Neptune
I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!
"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."
A Little Family Breeze.
A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway
Clumsy boat man and anchor.
Commercial Fisheries News
'It choked on the oars.'
Silly Sea Settler Gifts Collection
Silly Sea Settler Mugs
Explore our collection of ocean-inspired mugs, perfect for silly sea settlers who want a daily dose of maritime humor.
Silly Sea Settler Pillows
Find charming, funny pillows that bring coastal cheer and comfort to your silly sea settler’s home.
Silly Sea Settler Prints
Browse our vibrant sea-themed prints, perfect for decorating spaces with a touch of humor and oceanic flair.
Silly Sea Settler T-Shirts
Discover fun nautical t-shirts designed for silly sea settlers who love combining humor and sea life in their wardrobe.