Silly Sea Settler Gifts

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Get crazy once in a while

Pie Filling Reader

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Yoghurt man

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Beach

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Sea Angel

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Flying Dutchman

'Oh no! I've caught athlete's foot again.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Neptune

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

A Little Family Breeze.

A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Commercial Fisheries News

'It choked on the oars.'

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"