Snowy Settler Gifts

Yoghurt man

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Snowman of the Apes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snowman Driver

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Skiing

Ice Fishing

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

Sledding

Alien built snowman

"CCCOOOLD!"

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

'Say, Fred...'

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

'It's a lot of work building a giant snowman, but we'll appreciate it in July!'

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

Snowman Murder

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Snowman on the Other Planet.

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."