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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Frosting the Snowman

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Skiing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

365 Lemonade Stand