Sky Soldier Gifts

Traffic lights in the sky

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

The World Wide Web.

Second lifeReal life.

A private jet takes off

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Stealth fighter fly over.

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Falling

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Asian Adventure Vacations

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Passenger Jet vs Drones

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Penguins going for flying lessons

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Meh, I've been on higher.

Airlines With Attitude

Balloon Flight

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

End of World

Flying pigs.

"I love making a glide in..."