Sky Service Veteran Gifts

When Flight Attendants Retire

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Pilot with champagne.

A private jet takes off

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

An amplified harp

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Is that freshly brewed?'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

Falling

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Asian Adventure Vacations

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"Any chance of some credit?"

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

Penguins going for flying lessons

Airlines With Attitude

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.