Sky Service Veteran Gifts

When Flight Attendants Retire

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Pilot with champagne.

A private jet takes off

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

An amplified harp

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Is that freshly brewed?'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

Falling

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Any chance of some credit?"

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Asian Adventure Vacations

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Penguins going for flying lessons

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

Airlines With Attitude