Sky Captain Gifts

Windshield washer.

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Airlines With Attitude

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Airlines

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Sailor in Car.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

A private jet takes off

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg