Drone Captain Gifts

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Broomstick crash.

The World Wide Web.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

"Not now, Oliver."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Geese's Thoughts.