Drone Captain Prints

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

TSA Noah

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

The World Wide Web.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'