Kite Captain Gifts

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Outside with that!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Love At First Shock

Romance on the Yacht

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Sportknitting

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Quick, open the back door!'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"