Kayak Captain Gifts

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Canadian Canoe.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"