Kayak King Gifts

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Unhappy King

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

The Royal Wii

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Canadian Canoe.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"