Kayak Collector Gifts

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Out of kilter.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

Canoes

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Cargo Ship Backlog

Franken-Cat

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Yo, Gert! What are making with that yak milk?

Scotland the not so brave.

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

'Now, that beats swimming in cold water...'

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

Dog relieving itself on a desert island.

"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."

'Yak yak yak.'