Kayak Enthusiast Gifts

Canoes

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Modern kite for wind energy.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Canadian Canoe.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Love At First Shock

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.