Kayak Enthusiast Gifts

Canoes

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Modern kite for wind energy.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Slip Ahoy!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Love At First Shock

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.