Kayaking Aficionado Gifts

"Didn't we meet at the London Olympics or was it Beijing?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I think it loves us."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

A school of fish.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Canadian Canoe.

The Imperfect Storm

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Love At First Shock