Kayaking Aficionado Gifts

"Didn't we meet at the London Olympics or was it Beijing?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

Modern kite for wind energy.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I think it loves us."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

A school of fish.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Dolphin

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Canadian Canoe.

Love At First Shock

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!