Kayaking Fan Gifts

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Marco ..."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

ATM withdrawal

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Pirates

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Canadian Canoe.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'