Yacht Fan Gifts

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Boat wedding.

"Marco ..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Gone Bookkeepin'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Pirates

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I'd rather be at the office.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Oceanographer

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'I try to help when I can.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

Submarine Attacks

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.