Yacht Fan Gifts

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

"Marco ..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Gone Bookkeepin'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Pirates

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Oceanographer

Landlubbers ONLY!

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'I try to help when I can.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

CS558741

Submarine Attacks