Yacht Fanatic Gifts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Set sail