Yacht Enthusiast Gifts

"What type of Line are you using?"

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"It's supposed to ward off frivolous lawsuits."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Messing about in Boats.

'Whoops!'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

Unethical Accounting Methods...

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Here's to all those suckers we've convinced money won't make them happy.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'I bought her off eBay,dad. By the way, don't be surprised if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Midlife Crisis II

"I named it after my brilliant accountant."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I don't know if I can give it up.'

I'd rather be at the office.

"The guy who said money can't buy happiness? I sued him."

"Don't tell me you're not jealous of my yacht...I'm the psychiatrist!"

"When I said drop the anchor I meant outside the yacht."

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

"I've just bought myself a new yacht."

"It's not what you think. It's our new security system."

"Can you believe my kids are saying I'm not doing anything to prepare for climate change."

Pier Pressure

"Unfortunately, I left the middle class before the middle class got to be so important."

"I'm down here temping as George's wife."

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

Bankruptcy ii