Yacht Race Enthusiast Gifts

America's Cup Fever

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

I'd rather be at the office.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

The relay race

Grim reaper ambulance

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'