Yacht Race Enthusiast Pillows

America's Cup Fever

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

The Imperfect Storm

'They learn fast, don't they?'

The relay race

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

I'd rather be at the office.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'So, the egg WAS first.'