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Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Ladies Observing from the Bank

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Eat my dust!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Stress'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'