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Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Barges Pursue the Crews

'See your family have got their arses out again Matthew!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Admit it, you're lost!"