Boat Race Enthusiast Gifts

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Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Ladies Observing from the Bank

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Eat my dust!"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'