Yacht Admirer Gifts

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piranhaclaus

Boat wedding.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing Boat Derby

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

A meeting on the pier

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

God save the Queen.

I'd rather be at the office.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'I try to help when I can.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'