Yacht Admirer Pillows

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piranhaclaus

Boat wedding.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing Boat Derby

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

A meeting on the pier

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

God save the Queen.

I'd rather be at the office.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'I try to help when I can.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'What a cool screen saver!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.