Nautical Admirer Pillows

Man talking about his dog

'On my shoulder, stupid!'

A sailor feeding fish in a submarine.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Portsmouth

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman