Nautical Admirer T-Shirts

Man talking about his dog

'On my shoulder, stupid!'

A sailor feeding fish in a submarine.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Portsmouth

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"It makes me want to pee."

Lighthouse Beam.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."