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Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

Scores for walking the plank

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piranhaclaus

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Set sail