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"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Piranhaclaus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"They're so like us."

"Scuba cow"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Subwoofer

Fishing Boat Derby

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A meeting on the pier

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"