Marine Admirers Mugs

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Piranhaclaus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Subwoofer

Fishing Boat Derby

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Krill, baby, krill."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A meeting on the pier

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

One of a kind.

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"