Marine Admirer Mugs

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one."

Whale watering

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Scuba cow"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Subwoofer

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"