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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

A meeting on the pier

The Lemmings of Montauk

Holy Mackerel

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'