Marine World Admirer Mugs

'Not with the kids, George. That one looks too scary, and I heard the other one has lots of gratuitous s-p-a-w-n-i-n-g.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Artifishial Intelligence

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."