Marine World Admirer Mugs

'Not with the kids, George. That one looks too scary, and I heard the other one has lots of gratuitous s-p-a-w-n-i-n-g.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Scuba cow"

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"It makes me want to pee."