Kayak Lover Gifts

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Now, that beats swimming in cold water...'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Loud mouth bass.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Go jump in the lake!

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Watching Sea Life.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'