Kayak Aficionados Gifts

"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Boat wedding.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Canadian Canoe.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Extreme kites!

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

River Source

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."