Kite Enthusiasts Gifts

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'I once experienced childlike wonder...but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in.'

"Went to the doctor about my constant wind and he gave me this...!"

Storm Arwen Batters UK

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Love At First Shock

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Extreme kites!

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

Early kite experiment.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

A pilot flies a kite.

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'