Kite Enthusiasts Pillows

'I once experienced childlike wonder...but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in.'

"Went to the doctor about my constant wind and he gave me this...!"

Storm Arwen Batters UK

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

Extreme kites!

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Quick, open the back door!'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

Early kite experiment.

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

People Holidaying in the Highlands

A pilot flies a kite.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

Kite surfing.

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'