Kite Lover Pillows

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Och lye the news'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Outside with that!'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Love At First Shock

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Scottish Lawn

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major