Kite Lover T-Shirts

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Och lye the news'

"Getting the hang of it?"

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

The Scottish Lawn

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Love At First Shock

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Quick, open the back door!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"