Kite-flying Lovers T-Shirts

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

The Scanner Of Love.

"I told him we needed more string."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Och lye the news'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Love At First Shock

The Scottish Lawn

Cat Lover's Leap.

Extreme kites!

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Flying the kite in strong winds

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"We're under attack!"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'