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Attempting to catch a flying fish.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Outside with that!'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Extreme kites!

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Basic economy

Children's games and technology

"No, still there."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

"We're under attack!"

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

A pilot flies a kite.