Kite Flying Enthusiast Gifts

Attempting to catch a flying fish.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Children's games and technology

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"No, still there."

Extreme kites!

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"We're under attack!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Quick, open the back door!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'