Kite Connoisseur Gifts

UFO Kite

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

Love At First Shock

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"It's only the wind."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You're amazing!"

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Quick, open the back door!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Cat Video Cinema.

Early kite experiment.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

A pilot flies a kite.

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"