Kite Aficionado Gifts

'The red kite reintroduction's been so successful, we're now trying related species.'

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Outside with that!'

'We know you have a cat.'

Love At First Shock

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The Imperfect Storm

Cat Boss

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Quick, open the back door!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Nut Bomber

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'