Kite Flying Enthusiasts Gifts

Extreme kites!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Recalculating route..."

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"No, still there."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

"We're under attack!"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

A pilot flies a kite.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."