Kite Flying Enthusiasts Gifts

Extreme kites!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Recalculating route..."

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"No, still there."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Quick, open the back door!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

A pilot flies a kite.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.