Kite-flying Lovers Gifts

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

'Och lye the news'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Outside with that!'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Love At First Shock

The Scottish Lawn

Cat Lover's Leap.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Flying the kite in strong winds

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"We're under attack!"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major