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'The red kite reintroduction's been so successful, we're now trying related species.'

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'We know you have a cat.'

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

The Imperfect Storm

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Cat Boss

Love At First Shock

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

Extreme kites!

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

Water Skiing Accidents.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'