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The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Modern kite for wind energy.

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Outside with that!'

Tie Rolls

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Love At First Shock

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."