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"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"We're under attack!"

'Quick, open the back door!'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

A pilot flies a kite.

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

Balloon Man

Early kite experiment.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"