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"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Extreme kites!

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"We're under attack!"

'Quick, open the back door!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

A pilot flies a kite.

Early kite experiment.

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

Balloon Man

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."