Fly-a-kite Fanatic Pillows

Hunting dog brings back downed kite to hunter.

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Love At First Shock

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

"No, still there."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Basic economy

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Extreme kites!

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'